speed turdin'
the act of emptying your bowels in rapid succession, usually within a 15 sec time frame. Little to no splash audible. Solid turd form only.
Phil: Pause the game real quick
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'
(24 secs later)
~flush~
Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...
Devin: Why?
Phil: I gotta go speed turdin'
(24 secs later)
~flush~
Phil: lets go
Devin: Not your fastest run...