Speed wipe
Another Name For Toilet Paper
Guy 1: (Gets to end of roll) We need some more speed wipe
Speed Wiping
Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"