speenis
when your clone travels in time, from the future and faster than the speed of light, to cross pee streams with you.
Christian Bale in Terminator Salvation as John Conner had too much to drink before traveling back in time and gave Edward Furlong a speenis.
Speenis
A rare mythological breed of homo sapien from a bygone era that currently mystifies modern science. It is unclear how many roam the earth, but there is at least one confirmed living Speenis. They metabolize food and energy differently than standard humans, and appear to be more durable. Tall and skinny, almost Sméagol like in appearance, many have theorized that the Speenis is not from this world. If encountered, attempt to kill.
Seattle recently made it a crime to discriminate against any of Speenis descent.