sperbs
A mixture of herbs and spices, often used in cooking.
Recipe for turkey curry
Ingredients: Turkey, onion, garlic, chillies, cumin seeds, coriander seeds, chopped tomatoes, tomato puree, chicken stock, herbs and spices (fresh coriander, fresh basil, cumin, chilli powder, tumeric, ginger, cinnamon, garam masala).
Directions:
1. Fry off the onions, garlic, chillies and seeds in oil.
2. Add the turkey and sperbs, and cook until the turkey is sealed.
3. Add the remaining ingredients and simmer for 20-30 mins.
4. Serve with rice and more fresh coriander.
Ingredients: Turkey, onion, garlic, chillies, cumin seeds, coriander seeds, chopped tomatoes, tomato puree, chicken stock, herbs and spices (fresh coriander, fresh basil, cumin, chilli powder, tumeric, ginger, cinnamon, garam masala).
Directions:
1. Fry off the onions, garlic, chillies and seeds in oil.
2. Add the turkey and sperbs, and cook until the turkey is sealed.
3. Add the remaining ingredients and simmer for 20-30 mins.
4. Serve with rice and more fresh coriander.
Sperb
(n) One who enjoys taking credit for things that obviously aren't related to him. In other words, he is an extreme bullshitter. To make things worse, he thinks everyone else has no idea. He tends to use "bro" extremely excessively to the point where we all want to fuck him up. If you know a Sperber, may God have mercy on your soul.
One who possesses an overwhelming need to bullshit; his blatant usage of the word "bro" may induce the need to regurgitate (as well as his hair); chuck full of fallacious facts, the Sperber will often defend his idiotic remarks with his signature phrase "You'd be surprised"; if you happen to meet the Sperber, do not attempt to fight him for he is "too strong, too fast, too blonde" to handle. And he has a smile that can launch a thousand ships.
(v) to bullshit
One who possesses an overwhelming need to bullshit; his blatant usage of the word "bro" may induce the need to regurgitate (as well as his hair); chuck full of fallacious facts, the Sperber will often defend his idiotic remarks with his signature phrase "You'd be surprised"; if you happen to meet the Sperber, do not attempt to fight him for he is "too strong, too fast, too blonde" to handle. And he has a smile that can launch a thousand ships.
(v) to bullshit
Ugh, my life would be so much more complete without that Sperber.
Go catch that Sperber, and plug that bullshit spewing from his mouth!
He really Sperber'd his way outta that one.
Person: "Hey Sperber, you're an asshole."
Sperber: "Chill, bro. I'm too blonde to be an asshole."
Person: "No, really. Well all hate you."
Sperber: "Psh, get on my level. Do work, bro."
Person: "Why are you so insufferable?"
Sperber: "You'd be surprised, bro."
Person: "Fuck you."
Go catch that Sperber, and plug that bullshit spewing from his mouth!
He really Sperber'd his way outta that one.
Person: "Hey Sperber, you're an asshole."
Sperber: "Chill, bro. I'm too blonde to be an asshole."
Person: "No, really. Well all hate you."
Sperber: "Psh, get on my level. Do work, bro."
Person: "Why are you so insufferable?"
Sperber: "You'd be surprised, bro."
Person: "Fuck you."
sperb
to season with exceptionally chuncky semen.
Looks like the chef sperbbed in my soup.
Did you see my sperb hanging off that sandwich?
Did you see my sperb hanging off that sandwich?