sperling
A really skinny Jew boy who thinks extremely highly of himself contrary to popular belief and has a propensity for poodles. He may be found on weekend nights passed out after drinking 4 beers. Has a tendency to deviate from his natural ethnicity partaking in African American vernacular and hip-hop music. Often thought of as a thorn in you side, a sperling is actually a loyal and compassionate friend who seeks the acceptance of others. Lastly the sperling has a sister with a cum chin.
"Yo Reese, you're being a total sperling tonight."
sperl
The watery like discharge from a squirtable Ketchup bottle that has not been previously used.
"oh man, i squeezed SPERL all over my hamburger!!"
Sperl
To shoot an innocent child by mistake. Named for Tony Sperl, a police officer who shat and killed an 8n year old kid in California who was holding a squirt gun.
Oh shit, I did a Sperl last night. Took me an hour to get the brain matter cleaned off my shoes
Glay Sperling
To exceed ones expecations.
"Damn Gord, you really pulled a Glay Sperling on that guitar solo..."
Heidi Sperling
A gril with a very annoying dog
That dog is such a "Heidi Sperling"
Sperling Mark
The one and only person who is God and everyone's gotta get used to it.
Sperling Mark is God with his hands.
Justin Sperling
My nigga who got suspended for no fucking reason
Damn Justin Sperling is my nigga for life