spermy eyelash
When a girl/man/animal/cross gets cummed on so much that their eyelashes get glued together by the cum.
Me - "I sprayed my semen all over your mums face last night"
You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"
You - "I know she couldn't see this morning, bad case of the spermy eyelash"