spew baby
When you perform a Slovakian Traffic Cone in both holes and give birth to the contents of your vaginal cavity onto someone's chest whilst they wear the traffic cone as a hat.
For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
For extra points, have the receipient take the load into their mouth and spew it into your mouth like a baby bird.
Holy Fuck what a mess - I swear this is the last time I have a spew baby!
Baby Spew
(1) - A term used to describe an unusually small amount of ejaculate which secretes from the the man's erect penis during oral sex
Nathan: Yo I just derailed some next broad last night!
Lexi (next broad): Ya it all ended up on my face...
Kent: Was it a load of generous proportions
Nathan: Nawwww it was just a baby spew...but she loved it none the less.
Lexi (next broad): May I please have some more?
Kent: Shut the fuck up.
Lexi (next broad): Ya it all ended up on my face...
Kent: Was it a load of generous proportions
Nathan: Nawwww it was just a baby spew...but she loved it none the less.
Lexi (next broad): May I please have some more?
Kent: Shut the fuck up.