spewy nelson
To get out of something (anything but job related work) by pretending to be sick.
"Ohhh(groan)Im doin' the Spewy Nelson, you go shopping wihtout me honey, I'm way too sick, I wouldn't want to infect other people."
"Erik did the Spewy Nelson so I guess we're stuck with all this work."
"Erik did the Spewy Nelson so I guess we're stuck with all this work."