sphagnum
moss that is found in wet, spongy ground.
person a: So what do you do for fun?
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.
person b: I enjoy watching sphagnum grow.
sphagnum
really crap under rehearsed band, who play friends of friends parties at bowling clubs etc...instead of applause they receive calls of "jukebox"
"gee this band sux, what a bunch of sphagnums! JUKEBOX!"
Sphagnum
Used as an ass wiping substance by members of the US forest service’s.
Excuse me miss, you have Sphagnum on your chin