Spheroid
An overweight person who is about as wide as they are tall, hence creating a somewhat spherical shape -Yet have supreme denial and arrogance when it comes to their own appearance and their ability to attract members of the opposite sex. They often walk with a strut and wear minimal clothes in public places (eg. stubbies and no t-shirt) and always 'punch above their weight' (excuse the pun) when looking to pick up.
"Put your shirt back on Spheroid!"
prolate spheroid
The technical and or scientific term for the shape of a football.
"I don't even know what shape a football is, do you?"
"Yes, it's actually a prolate spheroid."
"Dude, get a life seriously."
"Yes, it's actually a prolate spheroid."
"Dude, get a life seriously."