Sphinckies
The game of wrestling/jousting likeness, typically played by two (usually male) competitors in where points are only scored by the near-insertion of one's digits into the anal sphincter of the opponent. A higher-stakes version of regular submission-based fighting, if you will.
Person 1: Your argument is a piece of crap, I'm right about this.
Person 2: Do you want to settle this with a round of Sphinckies?
Person 1: First to three. Prepare your anus.
Person 2: Do you want to settle this with a round of Sphinckies?
Person 1: First to three. Prepare your anus.