Berluscon-ize
To beat someone so violently that they resemble the Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, the day he was hit in the face with a steel replica of a cathedral.
"Man, David was so pissed last night, he totally Berlusconized that bar tender."
"That drunk guy kept yelling at me that he was gonna Berluscon-ize me."
"That drunk guy kept yelling at me that he was gonna Berluscon-ize me."
Berlusconed
When you pretend to be a Julius Caesar, but ending up being a Marcus Licinius Crassus, with people laughing behind your back while enjoying your money.
Sam bought a 30m yacht to impress girls, but was berlusconed and in all the parties on the yacht, his friends messed with all the ladies