spicy john
A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.
My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.