Spicy Mustard Salad
When two gay zombies squirt black cum onto each other after having protected intercourse. This sometimes occurs in large card boxes with unicorns.
Dude, I saw some zombies make some spicy mustard salad in the alley last night. "Creep status."
Spicy Brown Mustard
Sexual lubricant which is likely to create a warm burning sensation on contact.
"Massage my penis with spicy brown mustard plz."
spicy brown mustard Sprayer
when your significant other squats over your face and begins to slowly push warm watery diarrhea into your mouth
John: hey bro...my wife is ready for the spicy brown mustard sprayer
Tommy: bro...what the fuck
Tommy: bro...what the fuck
spicy mustard
Douche Bag
You are spicy mustard