Spider Hiney
Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.
"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."
Hiney spider
See also Dingleberry
I need to get rid of these hiney spiders, they are a real hinderance!