Spider Jizz
When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
Spider Jizz
When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
Jizz Spider
A fictional spider used as an explanation for why there is jizz on someones face when they wake up.
"Why do I have jizz on my face?!?!" "Don't worry the house is fully of Jizz Spiders, one must have crawled on your face last night"