spidina
A woman with excessive pubic hair causing a startling jump back reaction upon site , similar to the reaction of encountering a hairy three eyed spider waiting for it's prey.
Guy 1: How was your date ?
Guy 2: It was great , till I encountered a spidina, I wasn't sure if I needed to grab the Raid, a shoe or a razor man...
Girl to guy : SMACK ! (Hits guy in back of head)
Guy: WTH, why did you hit me for ?
Girl: Apologies, you had a spidina trying to get into your brain, you'll be okay now I just got rid of it for you :)
Guy 2: It was great , till I encountered a spidina, I wasn't sure if I needed to grab the Raid, a shoe or a razor man...
Girl to guy : SMACK ! (Hits guy in back of head)
Guy: WTH, why did you hit me for ?
Girl: Apologies, you had a spidina trying to get into your brain, you'll be okay now I just got rid of it for you :)