99%ER
NOUN: TERM TO DESCRIBE THE NON-ULTRA-RICH.
THERE ARE ONLY 1% OF AMERICANS THAT OWN 90% OF THE WEALTH AND THE REST ARE THE 99%ERS.
$99'er
When a person is locked in a relationship, slaving at home, only for their loved one to get them an item every once in a while amounting to around $99 in value. Often, this is a cheap consumer digital camera or a pair of shoes.
Marco: Yeah, I stayed home all this weekend, even though my friends wanted me to go out.
Friend: Dude, did you at least get a $99'er from your wife??
Marco: Yup.
Friend: Dude, did you at least get a $99'er from your wife??
Marco: Yup.