spillage in the village
the occurrence of a bodily emission below the waist when one's underwear and/or pants are still being worn, involving either unine or semen.
"I tried to get to the bathroom as fast as I could when I had to take that leak but no dice...spillage in the village, just outside the door!"
"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"
"That hot stripper gave me such an awesome lap dance that the inevitable spillage in the village happened before the song was even over!"
Spillage In The Village
To spill ones semen in extraordinary quanitities accidentally within a small rural community.
"Goddamn, that spillage in the village almost wiped out the whole society of waverton!'