spincess
A woman who attends spin class in full makeup, with her hair and nails done, wearing top of the line gear but failing to put any effort into the class for fear of damaging her appearance. A Spincess will often take phone calls, or loudly talk to people around her about her "fascinating" life, distracting and angering other attendees. She will also have a membership, and attend 7 days a week to engage in this behavior.
That Spincess is here again, 20 bucks says her hair doesn't even move during class.