Spinning Piledriver

Lift your partner up in one fuild motion 20 ft in the air, with your penis in any one of there orifices, begin spinning then slam them into the ground as hard as possible.

Situation provoked by an attack from Street Fighter 4's loathingly laughable late prodigy in which your sorry personnae will experience both the tummy levelling propulsor uppercut AND the spine cracking power bomb.