spitch

anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends.

Person A: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight
Person B: nah the guy's a spitch, he'll just stay at home
Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that

spitch

A person who has the option of going out with friends but instead makes the bizarre yet conscious decision to remain indoors for the night to indulge in activities involving sweatpants, Funyuns, a High Definition television or all three simultaneously. Many times the subject cannot establish a decent justification for his or her actions (ie. citing poor weather conditions) and instead fumbles with their words and mannerisms, often speaking in senseless sentence fragments and avoiding eye contact entirely. Attempts at pleading with them to “just come” and/or “stop being gay” somehow exponentially worsen the situation and furthers the individual’s unresponsiveness.

Person A: Why the heck aren’t you guys dressed? Everyone’s leaving in 5 minutes.
Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag)
Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes)
Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis)
Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends.

spitch

the combanation of spick and bitch

Hey, that girl over there just knocked my books down for no reason... SPITCH...

spitch

the combination of making a speech while bitching.

Shanda sat at the table and began to spitch about men.

spitch

A bitch who spits when she talks.

Susan: Wow, that girl is so mean. And she spits when she talks!
Nelly: What a spitch!

spitch

any combination of sperm and saliva

After i came in that girls throat, she spit spitch all down her tits.

spitch

A unit of measurement, more than a table spoon - less than a 1/4 cup.

You want some milk in your coffee? Yeah, just a spitch.

俚语	spitch
释义	spitch anyone who stays indoors being entertained by some sort of electronic device (i.e. television, x box, ps3, youtube, flash games, gameboy, etc) instead of leaving the house for sports or friends. Person A: hey invite john to come to the movie tonight Person B: nah the guy's a spitch, he'll just stay at home Person A: ya you're right. I forgot about that spitch A person who has the option of going out with friends but instead makes the bizarre yet conscious decision to remain indoors for the night to indulge in activities involving sweatpants, Funyuns, a High Definition television or all three simultaneously. Many times the subject cannot establish a decent justification for his or her actions (ie. citing poor weather conditions) and instead fumbles with their words and mannerisms, often speaking in senseless sentence fragments and avoiding eye contact entirely. Attempts at pleading with them to “just come” and/or “stop being gay” somehow exponentially worsen the situation and furthers the individual’s unresponsiveness. Person A: Why the heck aren’t you guys dressed? Everyone’s leaving in 5 minutes. Person B: Huh? I don’t even… how come when… just chill. (rips open Funyuns bag) Person C: This movie has Ashton Kutcher and Bernie Mac in it so like… (kicks off shoes) Person D: Freezing outside… (whips out penis) Person A: You're all textbook spitches and I don’t even know why we’re friends. spitch the combanation of spick and bitch Hey, that girl over there just knocked my books down for no reason... SPITCH... spitch the combination of making a speech while bitching. Shanda sat at the table and began to spitch about men. spitch A bitch who spits when she talks. Susan: Wow, that girl is so mean. And she spits when she talks! Nelly: What a spitch! spitch any combination of sperm and saliva After i came in that girls throat, she spit spitch all down her tits. spitch A unit of measurement, more than a table spoon - less than a 1/4 cup. You want some milk in your coffee? Yeah, just a spitch.
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