Spitting Llama
When you come home wasted and spit deprived but still want to masturbate so you spit all over the place in an effort to lubricate your dick.
Dude Prowler came home wasted and we walked in on him preforming the spitting llama.
The spitting llama
While having anal sex quickly pull out and ejaculate in your hand, then throw it at the back of your partners head imitating a llama.
Dude i totally messed up her hair when i did The spitting llama last night
Fierce Spitting Llama
When your fucking a girls mouth, and right b4 you cum you pull out and let it spit all over her face.
i got Lily with the old Fierce Spitting Llama last night
llama spit
when you spit out awkward chunks after you eat a big meal, looking like you just did a mini throw up.
Ben: Dude, you just stepped on borat's llama spit!
Tim: Haha thats gross, why didn't you tell me it was there?
Tim: Haha thats gross, why didn't you tell me it was there?
llama spit
only the absolute funnyest thing that can happen to someone else.
bob: HAHAHAHAHAHA you just got llama spit on you HASHAAHAHHAHAHA
jon: its not funny *sadness*
jon: its not funny *sadness*
llama spit
when doing a girl from behind, after blowing your load... you yank her around and spit directly in her face.
Aaron gave Ashly the Llama Spit last night!