spitting python
The spitting python is a non-aggressive reptile with worldwide distribution. I prefers warm, dark environments, and is known to explore wet burrows when excited. While non-venomous, it is known for it's milky white spit that it can produce when handled in the way it prefers. It comes in a range of sizes and colours, and is generally friendly.
Hey baby, do you wanna handle my spitting python?
one eyed spitting python
penis
Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!
*Also known as poop sack*
*Also known as poop sack*