Spizzerinctum
When at a party, and one falls asleep with their shoes, rather than t-bagging the person to ejaculate ontop of them.
Dude, that kid shouldn't have fallen asleep. Now, he's gonna get spizzerinctumed.
Spizzerinctum
The gelatinous goo that involuntarily seeps from the rectum
Doc, I’ve got this problem. My asshole keeps leaking.
Ah that’s just a spizzerinctum!
Ah that’s just a spizzerinctum!