splade

A half knife, half spoon.
The one and only son of the spork

A penis that can be any size but it is pointed at the end making a kind of knife shape...

Alternate spelling of spork, it is well disputed over which word (spork or splade) is the appropriate word by my father and my grandparents. Hoy.

To have splicked (cut off) multiple fingers, usually index middle and thumb. Splickety Splades is a form of Ikey Tikey