Splatic
The product of excessive vehicular passage over road kill; flattened road kill carcass.
"Ewe look at that road kill."
"No Honey that's splatic, see how it's stuck to the road."
"No Honey that's splatic, see how it's stuck to the road."
splatical
to describe someone who is retarded
that kid over there is splatical
Splaticated
To be severely intoxicated
I was so splaticated last night that I think I slept with my cousin.