splat mat
when you ejaculate on some ones stomach (belly)
-damn dude i fucked this chick last night
- nice where did you nut at?
- all up on her "splat mat".
- nice where did you nut at?
- all up on her "splat mat".
Splat Mat
That loud plastic unbreathable crunchy mattress protector that one uses to sheild from monsume moisture.
Good thing Ralph got a splat mat, his girlfriend just learned how to squirt!