splenda papa
A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.
Woooow, bill is a sugar daddy?
Nope, he's a Splenda papa. Too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.
Nope, he's a Splenda papa. Too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.