splenis
A splinter in one's penis.
Anthony: "Sir, can you help me? I have a splenis!"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"
Matt: "What the hell is a splenis?"
Anthony: "It's a splinter... in my penis."
Matt: "DAMN SON"
spleny
Short for there is plenty.
"Dude, is there any pizza left?"
"Spleny!"
or
"Is there any beer left in that keg??"
"Lemme check....Spleny!"
"Spleny!"
or
"Is there any beer left in that keg??"
"Lemme check....Spleny!"