Splerch
When you spurt out fluids from any part of your body.
"I laughed so hard at that joke that I splerched some milk out of my nose"
"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"
"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
"Oh man, I splerched so hard when I watched that porno"
"The blood was just splerching out everywhere!"
splerch
when you make a spitty-farting noise from your mouth when laughing
I was trying to laugh quietly but I splerched