99 red balloons
An adjective acting as a noun that describes a person in possession of pretty much every kind of STD. These include but are not limited to: bacterial vaginosis, chancroid, donovanosis, gonorrhea, lymphogranuloma venereum, non-gonococchal urethritis, staph infection, syphilis, tinea cruris, yeast infection, adenovirus, viral hepatitis A B C D and E, Herpes simplex, HIV/AIDS, HTLV 1 and 2, genital warts, cervical cancer, anal cancer, molluscum contagiosum, mononucleosis, Kaposi's sarcoma, Crabs, Scabies, and trichomoniasis.
Alex: Hot damn bro...See that jailbait? I'd love to tap that.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
Micah: Don't be such a dumbass, she definitely has 99 red balloons.
Alex: True. I wouldn't want my crabs to get herpes.
99 red balloons
only the best song ever
originally performed by nen
-rerecorded by goldfinger
originally performed by nen
-rerecorded by goldfinger
i like rocking out to 99 red balloons
99 red luft balloons
Going down on a woman while she is menstrating and you blow bubbles.
I earned my red wings and made 99 red luft balloons.