Spliffam
Spliffam describes being a typical lazy, unproductive waster with a 'need for weed' attitude. They tend to live off takeaways and constantly smell of weed, drinking only fizzy drinks instead of water.
"Don't be a Spliffam"
Person 1 "Hey Dude coming over to Ben Shippam's for a joint tonight?"
Person 2 "Ben Shippam? Don't you mean Ben Spliffam?"
Person 1 "Hey Dude coming over to Ben Shippam's for a joint tonight?"
Person 2 "Ben Shippam? Don't you mean Ben Spliffam?"