splingle_donk
It is the act of splingling on a donk. Splingling is when you shit and cum at the same time. Donking is similar to docking, but it requires both people to be on Adderall.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Alvon had been trying to splingle_donk?
Person 2: That is impossible, he is Jewish and circumcised!
Person 2: That is impossible, he is Jewish and circumcised!