Splint Dick
A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint
Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick
Splint Dick
1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence
2. Sexual Incompetence
1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."
"Why am I a Splint Dick?"
"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."
"Why am I a Splint Dick?"
"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."
dick splint
A medical device rendered obsolete by Viagra.
Yo, Rich...you can toss the dick splint if you double up on your Viagra.
Dick splint
An apparatus used so that a flaccid dick can be used for sex
I couldn't get it up so I made a dick splint
Dick splint
When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.
I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.