Splintercellulitis
An acute infection of the skin, usually caused by gripping the controller too much, due to the classic game, Splinter Cell by Tom Clancy.
Dude 1: "Ever heard of Splinter Cell?"
Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"
Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"