splinter dick
A very small penis
I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.
splinter dick
A male to female sex swap.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.
During the sex change op the penis is sliced down the shaft.
Dick Splinter
A small piece of wood that gets stuck into the folds of a penis after having sex through or with an object made of wood.
Having sex through a wooden door with no doorknob may result in a painful dick splinter. Other potential risks of obtaining a dick splinter occurs while fornicating with: a chair, a tree, or the frame of a house.