splintering
The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.
ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
splinter
A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.
Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters.
Splinter
Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Splinter... the shredder has taken april!
splinter
A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad
i got a splinter in my ass
Splinter
splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.
"that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size 1.....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike."
Splinter
When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.
Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter.
The Splinter
A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter
The Splinter belongs into the trash