Split Dick
The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.
Oh no! Ive got split dick!
Split dick
A man who becomes a women by cutting his dick in 2 like a lizzards tongue and then folds it in to a form of a vagina. But leave the nut sack intact.
Look at the catchers mit on old split dick over there.
split dick
When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two
Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick
Split dick syndrome
also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .
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split-dick patty
a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.
damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!
Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.
My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.
My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!
Split Dick Syndrome
When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.
Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*
banana split dick
The name given to a post-op transexual female's former penis when it has been surgically molded to a resemble a biologically female's vagina.
Steve: Man! Check out that hottie over there! Damn! I wouldn't mind getting into that pussy tonight!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!
Ben: Pussy?!! Dude may look like a lady but she's a former he and the only thing you'll be getting into is her banana split dick!