Split dick syndrome

also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

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Split Dick Syndrome

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.

Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*

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释义	Split dick syndrome also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection . split dick syndrome blood cock Split Dick Syndrome When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating. Dude 1: pisses Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again Dude 1: now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself
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