splittee
Someone who is sexually aroused by being split in half, either by magic trick or machete.
Where’s your partner? Oh, they’re recovering from last night. They’re quite the splittee!
What happened to your girlfriend? She tried to sit on the Washington Monument. She’s quite the splittee, you know?
What happened to your girlfriend? She tried to sit on the Washington Monument. She’s quite the splittee, you know?