Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"

Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"

Split Dick

The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object.

Oh no! Ive got split dick!

Split dick

A man who becomes a women by cutting his dick in 2 like a lizzards tongue and then folds it in to a form of a vagina. But leave the nut sack intact.

Look at the catchers mit on old split dick over there.

split dick

When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two

Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell
Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick

Split dick syndrome

also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection .

split dick syndrome blood cock

split-dick patty

a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though.

damn was that split-dick patty over cooked!

Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived.

My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous!

Split Dick Syndrome

When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating.

Dude 1: *pisses*
Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again
Dude 1: *now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself*

俚语	split the dick
释义	Split The Dick A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food" Friend: "Split the dick" Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you" Split Dick The term used when a person(s) fall with their legs either side of an Tubular object. Oh no! Ive got split dick! Split dick A man who becomes a women by cutting his dick in 2 like a lizzards tongue and then folds it in to a form of a vagina. But leave the nut sack intact. Look at the catchers mit on old split dick over there. split dick When you accidently fall into a sharp razzor like object and cut your penis into two Bob:shit man im bleeding like hell Bob's friend: look on the bright side, now you have a split dick Split dick syndrome also known as Blood cock . a medical disorder where the male bleeds out of his cock everytime attempting an erection . split dick syndrome blood cock split-dick patty a dick, cut in half, put on a patty bun. Sometimes with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, semen, just usual condiments. usually expensive on the black market. you can find a split-dick patty on ebay for much cheaper though. damn was that split-dick patty over cooked! Mommmm!!! I ordered my plit-dick patty 3 weeks ago, and it still hasent arrived. My dick got cut down the center, so i put it on a patty and ate that shit! :D split-dick patties are stupendous! Split Dick Syndrome When you go to piss but the piss comes out at 2 angles, usually around 45 degrees vertically from each other. Deadly to bathroom floors and usually occurs directly after waking up or masturbating. Dude 1: pisses Dude 1: god dammit, split dick syndrome again Dude 1: now has to choose whether to piss on the back of the toilet or himself
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