Split Tits

When a girls tits point in crazy angles away from each other. The easiest way to tell if a girl has these without seeing her naked is to check her cleavage. If the start of where her boobs come out looks like it could hold a trapezoid shaped building block then she's fucked. Not literally.

Oblivious Guy: Oh my god man check out her she's so hot!!
Smart Guy: Yeah shes hot but check her boobs man she has Split Tits. It totally ruins her hotness.

Tit split

A karate move where the hand karate-chops the space in between a woman's breasts.

The cat fight victim used a swift tit split to quickly disarm her opponent.

俚语	split tits
释义	Split Tits When a girls tits point in crazy angles away from each other. The easiest way to tell if a girl has these without seeing her naked is to check her cleavage. If the start of where her boobs come out looks like it could hold a trapezoid shaped building block then she's fucked. Not literally. Oblivious Guy: Oh my god man check out her she's so hot!! Smart Guy: Yeah shes hot but check her boobs man she has Split Tits. It totally ruins her hotness. Tit split A karate move where the hand karate-chops the space in between a woman's breasts. The cat fight victim used a swift tit split to quickly disarm her opponent.
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