Splooge stooge
One who ejaculates in weird times and places just to attempt to be funny
"Why the fuck is Kevin jerking off into a cup holder over there?"
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."
"Oh that's because Kevin's a splooge stooge. He thinks it's funny to put his semen in very weird spots."
Stooge Splooge
Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”