Splorfing
When you cum in a person's ass, and they fart it back out in a mixture of shit and semen
"I rogered your mother last night, and let me tell you dude that bitch started splorfing all over me!"
splorf
Intransitive verb: to eject a liquid from the mouth (and/or nose) with considerable force as a result of uncontrollable laughter.
A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.
A good splorf is the result of a solid punchline, comment or funny action delivered with impeccable timing.
1) She took a sip of her drink just as he farted. With the bottle to her lips and a mouth full of beer she couldn't help but splorf everywhere when she staretd laughing.
2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.
2) She was laughing so hard she splorfed her drink all over the counter.