Splort
Head-exploding cuteness.
*seez widdle floofy lolcat*
*SPLORT*
*SPLORT*
Splort
The sound a ripe pumpkin makes when you take the glopp out.
*carving jack-o-lanterns*
Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!
Jimmothy: *SPLORT*
Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!
Dave: Ok Jimmothy, time to take the glopp out!
Jimmothy: *SPLORT*
Dave: Oh Jimmothy, you twinkletoes...that sounded quite ripe!
Splort
When a male simultaneous ejaculates and emits flatulence. (Portmanteau of "splooge" and "fart").
Dude - "Hey man. Last night, when I was watching Grey's Anatomy... I splorted."
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*
Bro - "Gross, wait... Why the fuck were you watching Grey's Anatomy, (insert generic comment about Dude's sexual preference)??"
Dude - "Because Glee wasn't on, bra."
Bro - "... oh, yea that's right."
Dude - *sploooooooort*
splorting
To splort or the act of splorting, is when a man/woman orgasms so hard, the sound of the cum leaving the urethra can be heard.
Dan: Ugh, she stuck her finger in my butt and hit the G-Spot just right. I was splorting so hard.
Splort!
Splort! is the sound of a guy's first spurt of spooge on the back of a urinal when he jacks off there.
I just jacked off in the gym urinal, and all I heard was Splort!
splort
the sound made by ejaculation SEE ALSO what one desperatly desires to hear while receiving head from Jaddis
Man, I really wish I had splorted last night, but Jaddis was giving terrible head.