splouch
The no-mans land between a dudes asshole and balls.
Even with rigorous sun-tanning, the splouch will most likely never see the light of day.
Splouche
1. The toilet water that splashes you on the ass when taking an extra large dump.
2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.
2. A person who has been dumped that shows up to ruin an event such as a date.
1. "ahhhhh. SPLOUCHE. Oh damn. That sucks."
2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."
2. "Mary, didn't you dump Jake last week? WTH is he doing here? What a fucking SPLOUCHE."