Splouge
A MALES semen; aka sperm
Why did you splouge in my eye?
Splouge
Any substance that has a blob-like consistency.
He hacked up a splouge of phlem.
Splouge
Taking a huge shit in the toilet that the toilet water hits your bum after the glistening poop frolics in the water
Ian took a huge splouge in the toilet but he was upset because there was no toilet paper to caress his bum