splu
(n.) the fictional ailment suffered by OLP sophmores when they have a speech the next day and haven't memorized a fucking thing
also spelled splue
also spelled splue
Mom I can't go to school today, I have the splu
splu
the speech flu, when one becomes sick on the day she or he has to give a speech
Katie: Where where you yesterday?
Kali: I got a case of the splu.
Kali: I got a case of the splu.