splurf
masturbating to the smurfs, with increased intensity when smurfette is shown.
i've spent most of my life splurfing. i love to splurf.
splurf
The act of spraying water or another liquid from your mouth onto your keyboard and/or monitor, after reading something funny online.
That post made me splurf everywhere, now you owe me a new keyboard!
splurf
Ths sound of a toothless mouth suckling a breast.
the baby went splurf as he sucked his mommy's distended titty.
splurf
Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.
“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”
splurfing
or 'splurfing the web'
To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.
"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"
"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"
Splurf
the act of farting out of your dick
dudee....dan's splurfs smell awful!!
Splurf
The sound made when squeezing homemade slime.
Did you just hear the slime splurf when you squeezed it?!
Yes, it splurfed really loud!!
Yes, it splurfed really loud!!